Cross Our Palms With Silver
The future is not yet at its desk. The past is already gone. The present is on break. Such is will of the universe.
But even though you can’t reach the cosmic forces directly, there’s no need to give up. Hundreds of men and women worldwide have a special power that puts them in touch with destiny. In honor of the Dyson DC25 we’re selling today, we’d like to introduce… Char Latean, Psychic Advisor.
How do you do?
Really? Wow. If you have to ask a question like that we must have been wrong about you. Take her away, fellas.
Wait! Wait! It was just casual conversation! An ice breaker! A cultural standard used as a greeting!
Oh. Let her go, fellas, it’s my mistake. Okay, Char, come up here by the Dyson DC25 and tell us what you see.
I see… a ball of light.
Wow! You mean a spirit form?
No, it is a hard plastic, designed to change your direction at the flip of a wrist. Smooth, easy, always in motion. Like the future.
Oh, right, you’re looking at the DC25’s ball motor. That does make the DC25 easier to steer. But we’re interested in the future, Char. What can you tell us about that?
Dust. All is dust.
Dust? You mean we’re all doomed? A war? A plague? The collapse of the Republican Party after Michael Steele fails to grow a backbone?
No, real dust. I’m looking at the HEPA filtration filter.
Oh, right. The DC25 has a clear bin that’s easy to empty. Okay, fair enough, that’s two for two. But how about a hard one? Who’s gonna win the game next week?
I see… I see…
Who, Char? Who? Carolina? Michigan? Pittsburgh, in a surprise re-entry? Radford? Alaska State?
I see… England over the West Indies.
What?
Destiny is not just for Americans, you know. It’s a big world. Cricket is very popular.
Well, there you go. The Dyson DC25’s ball design might be ideal for cleaning your house, but it can’t tell the future worth a darn. Thanks for nothing, Char.
Is the Greek Chorus in today? Can I get an autograph?
Warranty: 6 Month Dyson
Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty
Features:
- Suction power – 220 airwatts (constant)
- Rides on a ball so you can get the vacuum where you need it with out pushing and pulling, back and forth around corners and obstacles
- The motor is stored inside the ball which gives it a lower center of gravity that improves maneuverability
- Conventional upright vacuums sit on four fixed wheels, making them awkward to steer
- Root Cyclone Technology – Uses cyclonic separation to remove dirt from the air with out using a filter.
- Lifetime HEPA Filtration – HEPA (High Efficiency Particulate Air) filters can remove 99.97% of airborne particles 0.3 micrometers in diameter. This can trap fine particles such as pollen or other allergens.
- Certified Asthma Friendly – Air expelled from a Dyson DC25 has up to 150 times less mold and bacteria than the air you breathe.
- Easy Empty Bin – Button controlled system allows for a clean and hygienic way to discard dust and dirt it traps.
- On Board Tool Storage – Brush and crevice tools store on the machine.
- Brush Bar – Will protect delicate floors and rugs
- Clear Bin – You can see when the bin should be emptied. No need to buy specific vacuum bags.
Specifications:
- Dimensions: 42.4×15.4×12.2 (HxWxD) inches
- Weight: 16.12 pounds
- Suction power: 220 airwatts (constant)
- Bin capacity: 0.31 gallons
- Cord length: 24.6 ft
- Max reach: 40.3 ft
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In the box:
- Dyson DC25 Upright Ball Vacuum
- Crevise Tool
- Upholstery Tool
- User’s Guide
- Warranty Card
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